Beards On Ice at Laura Sims Skate House

On March 22-23, 2025, the Bearded Ladies are taking on the climate crisis, one wobbly skate at a time. But saving the planet is hard! Almost as hard as getting drag queens to ice skate! This hour-long icecapade comes in two dazzling variations: fun for the whole family and PG13 (a little more edge). Featuring resources from Philly’s climate justice organizations and a free skate after the show, it’s sure to be a “fracking” good time.

Family-friendly shows at 4:30 PM, PG13 shows at 8 PM.

Featuring resources from Philly’s climate justice organizations, free hot chocolate, and an hour-long free skate after the show.

Content Transparency:

Family-friendly: Themes of climate anxiety and existential dread.

PG13: Suggestive language, themes of climate anxiety and existential dread, drag queens on ice skates.

Please be advised that Standing Room tickets DO NOT GUARANTEE YOU A SEAT. There is some seating available at the ice rink, but they are First Come, First Served. If you need a seat for accessibility or mobility reasons, or have other access questions, please reach out to BeardedLadiesCabaret@gmail.com.